Thank Hebbens I Made It Out Alive!!!!!!

Dis is me affer "the sleepober of this past Friday nite." Furmom's step-dotters ducided to haf a payjamma party. Dis hadda be the LOWDEST, most CRAZIEST, NERB-RAKKING party EBER. Did I menshun it was LOWD? I am used to sum lowd. But not DAT much lowd!  There were five girl beans that spended the nite wif Karlee & Ashlee. I neber seen so much crazee in one place befur. I din't dare post a bloggie over the weak-end coz iffen I was still fur too long, it coulda ben bad. I meen reely bad, like losin' all your furs bad. That's how bad it coulda ben.

Them girl beans made such a mess hole of the hous that I thot Furmom was gonna haf to take herseff to the 'mergencee room. There were payper plates and plastik bowls skattered everyplace a kitty cood see. Their bean beddytime rooms were trashed wif not one thing in place like it was s'posed to be. Sumhows, Ashlee wound up wif generik mussle-rub creme in her eyeball, like Icy Hot Furmom sed. Now tell me how THAT happent? The beans SED it was a aksident, but do YOU beleef them? Sumthin fishy went on iffen you ask me.

Needlez to say, I hid UTB as much as I possiblee cood. Furmom tooked me out by the new fire pit thingy fur a bit, but she holded me so nuffin ----or noONE---cood git me. It was nice sittin wif Furmom by the fire, but man oh man, was I eber nervus about one of those bean kids gittin' hold of me. I don't know iffen I cood wifstand anofur sleepover eber. Like neber, eber. Not eben eber. Whewwww...