Impatience Wif My Beans, Mostlee Big Scary Guy

Well, it was not a very eventful weekend. Furmom & BSG spended basikally the hole entire time setting up FURniture & such. A kitty reely gets neglekted wen the beans has stuffs to do. I tried my bestest to helps though. As you can sees in this pitcher, I helped put togever the dresser.

BSG is reely peeved coz they gotted a new couchy & BSG says to Furmom that iffen "that stoopid cat" scratches up the FURniture, he is gonna "wring its neck". So Furmom boughted me a scratching post witch I jus REFUZE to use, being that it is a store-boughted itum and I wood much rather scritch up the couch, it feels so much betters on my pawsies. Do they reely think a generik store-boughted scratching post is gonna do the trik? Furmom even hadda nurve to TRY to shows me how to use it. I meen, I ain't stoopid. BSG mite calls me that, but I ain't. I KNOW how to scritch things. I was borned known' how to scritch things all to peeces. I was kinda offended. 

I wish they wood jus leeve me alone. First camed the tryin' to make me stay offen the kichen counters, and now this. I thinks BSG haz a mayjor inflooence on Furmom. Furmom tries to help me, tryin' to esplain to BSG that I is a cat for Pete's sake, I needs to esplore my surroundings & such. I don't know fur shore who this Pete is, but I jus bet he is in on the "Keep Phoenix offen everthing" plot. Alla know is, I HATES IT. Just leeve me alone and lets me scritch & climb! I don't try to tells them what to do when they wants to take a baftime or goes to sleep or somethin'. I knows iffen it was jus Furmom, she wood lemme do whateber I wanted.



UPDATE:    Yesserday (Monday) when Furmom comed home, me and her went in the livy-room where the scratching post is. We prakticed using it & Furmom sed I did a terrific job. I sunk my claws deep in the fabrik and skritched it. BSG was in another room so I think that made me feel more comFURtible. Furmom sed she is very prowd of me!