Monday, September 10, 2012

Impatience Wif My Beans, Mostlee Big Scary Guy

Well, it was not a very eventful weekend. Furmom & BSG spended basikally the hole entire time setting up FURniture & such. A kitty reely gets neglekted wen the beans has stuffs to do. I tried my bestest to helps though. As you can sees in this pitcher, I helped put togever the dresser.
BSG is reely peeved coz they gotted a new couchy & BSG says to Furmom that iffen "that stoopid cat" scratches up the FURniture, he is gonna "wring its neck". So Furmom boughted me a scratching post witch I jus REFUZE to use, being that it is a store-boughted itum and I wood much rather scritch up the couch, it feels so much betters on my pawsies. Do they reely think a generik store-boughted scratching post is gonna do the trik? Furmom even hadda nurve to TRY to shows me how to use it. I meen, I ain't stoopid. BSG mite calls me that, but I ain't. I KNOW how to scritch things. I was borned known' how to scritch things all to peeces. I was kinda offended. 

I wish they wood jus leeve me alone. First camed the tryin' to make me stay offen the kichen counters, and now this. I thinks BSG haz a mayjor inflooence on Furmom. Furmom tries to help me, tryin' to esplain to BSG that I is a cat for Pete's sake, I needs to esplore my surroundings & such. I don't know fur shore who this Pete is, but I jus bet he is in on the "Keep Phoenix offen everthing" plot. Alla know is, I HATES IT. Just leeve me alone and lets me scritch & climb! I don't try to tells them what to do when they wants to take a baftime or goes to sleep or somethin'. I knows iffen it was jus Furmom, she wood lemme do whateber I wanted.



UPDATE:    Yesserday (Monday) when Furmom comed home, me and her went in the livy-room where the scratching post is. We prakticed using it & Furmom sed I did a terrific job. I sunk my claws deep in the fabrik and skritched it. BSG was in another room so I think that made me feel more comFURtible. Furmom sed she is very prowd of me!




8 comments:

  1. Oh you poor darling - shall we come over and scratch the new furniture for you - we are quite happy to do it for free.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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    1. Yes, I thinks that is a FURbulous idea. And mebbe we can even noms yummy foodies on the new FURniture. hehehe

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  2. Have your Mummy trim your toenails, that will help. Also, tell her you want some catnip on your scratcher to make it funner--and place it by the sofa so it will be more attractive to use!
    Also, double-sided sticky tape on the sofa will detract you.

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    1. Thanks for the advice. I will tells my Furmom. I never tried nips befur. Is it good?

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  3. Oh they can be so confusing sometimes! Yes, try the nip!!!

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    1. I will tell Furmom to picks up some nips. Will it make me crazee? hehehe

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  4. Has your mom tried a big cat tree with siskal rope on it?

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    1. Nope, she not tried that yet. Wood it help me wif my problum?

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