Dis waz me last nite affer I gotz outta da garage. I waz so sleepiez dat I wedged muhself unner dem fluffies ta take a naptime. BSG (Big Scary Guy) bekkoned furmom to come in da bedroom ta seez me. BSG was eben laffin a lil bit. I sez "Furmom, do ya reely gotza captur a pitcher? I jus wokez up!" But I'z not relly aggervated wif her. I luvz furmom. I unnderstand her bein wayz an her inklinashun to snap pitcherz.