I seems to has a big problum. BSG (Big Scary Guy) has catched me onna kitchen counter sevral times tuday. Furmom was gittin' reddy fur werk & BSG was packin' up his lunchy. For sum reeson, I ducides I wants to be onna counter.
BSG done chased me roun' the house & telled Furmom he gonna kills me and various udder swares & not-nicies. I runned unner Not-So-Loud-Hooman's (Ashlee's) bed & Furmom comed & gots me & tooked me to saftee.
I don't know why I wants onna kitchen counter so muchy. But I gots to get that thot outta my kitteh hed, or else BSG is gonna kills me.
Anykitty has any ideas to helps me stay offen the counter?