Furmom tooked me outside ta view da grate outdoorz. Herez summa our prettiez frum da flowerbed.
Furmom reely likez dese prettiez an I do too.
I likez how da insidez uv 'em are diffrent colorz.
Some dekorative grasses that BSG (Big Scary Guy) recently trimmed back.
My crazee furmom will take pitcherz uv jus about anything.
Dese are cool coz they alreddy bloomed once, now they are blooming agin.
BSG (Big Scary Guy) bakked da mower outta da building an dese creeturez were unner it. Da mom runned off threw a hole in da side uv da building. Furmom waz werried soz she wrapped da baby creeturez up in toilet tissue an put dem in a safe spot for when dere mom reeturned. We chekked on 'em later an da momma mussa comed an got them. Yay!!
Furmom jus hadda snap a pitcher of da big browned bear. Look at 'im wif his tung all sticked out and ewwey. Yuck!
Den furmom seen a slippery something. It had sevral colorz- red, gray, and black. It was about six inches long, furmom sed. I waz getting a little edgy at dis point, so furmom tooked me back inside da house where it waz safe.
I think it mite be a while afore I try to venture outside agin. Dat slippery could got me, but I prolly woulda tore him up wif my kitteh fangs. Furmom sed she took him to a neerby field an turned him go.
Next time I go outside, I am waring Kevlar protektive clothes, a gass mask, an' furmom better carry me all over da place!!